if there’s one thing I’ve learned lately it’s that if you want something, don’t ask for it.

ya know it’s not MY fault I wanna sleep with you

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sometimes im very glad alcohol tastes bad
If it was easy to drink I would definitely be dead

it hurts so good

wait………

I think I called you when I was drunk the other day. in my math class 6th period.
man I neeed to stop doing that.

someone kill me, please


please?

me:  *stays home*
parents:  why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
me:  *goes out*
parents:  omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
me:  *eats*
parents:  you are ruining your body with that garbage
me:  *doesn't eat something*
parents:  we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
me:  *exhales*
parents:  don't give me that attitude
agentfuckinorange: goddammmit lola why do i fuggin love you so much?

I love you too Richie.